Poll: Majority approves of groupthink

Alain Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

ATLANTA, GEORGIA

Most people simulatenously agreed that groupthink is acceptable, according to a La Rochelle Times poll conducted this week. The overwhelming majority of respondents gave a favorable answer when enthusiastically asked the survey question while under slight social pressure. The study confirms recent tendencies among the American population to accept perceived realities when regrouped as a united omniscient conscience, often in the face of blatant contradictions. The results could also help to explain recent historical tendencies.

The paltry 2% who disagreed were summarily ridiculed and laughed into irrelevance after responding unfavorably. It is expected, with the evolution of the current Three Year Plan, that groupthink will continue to gain on doubleplusungood quackspeak in the coming months, unless an unexpected change in unitary societal consciousness somehow occurs.

The La Rochelle Times-Peuderaison poll is published exclusively here.

"Who here thinks groupthink is fucking awesome?!"

Me 84%

Not me 2%

No response 14%

*Margin of error +/- 0.3%, modeled on current statistical and analytical models for given statistics analysis.

Respondents were asked in large groups of people with similar interests and viewpoints, during sporting and musical events, repeatedly at increasingly high volume over a public address system.