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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Billary Clinton announces Presidential bid

Luc Attmi
La Lune de la presse internationale


In an unsurprising surprise move, Senator and former President Billary Clinton announced an official bid for the 2008 Democratic nomination on Wednesday, after months of speculation. Washington insiders were exuberant after hearing the news, as they prepared for the plethora of no-bid government contracts that would soon come their way under the future Clinton administration.

"If Billary wins in '08, it will be a great day for America," said Mike Ash, a spokesman from the Society for the Heritage of International Tradtional Scholars (SHITS), a liberal Washington think tank and activist group. Billary also received the support of Federal Employees for Modernization of International and National Interstate Service Mail (FEMINISM), who have been pressing for important postal service reform.

Billary is expected to hit the campaign trail during the coming weeks in order to garner support and squelch any potential opposition before the Democratic primaries, the first of which will be held in a mere 278 days.


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