NASA Rover Accosted by Martian Protesters
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MARS, SOLAR SYSTEM
"We are sick and tired of being probed," said one exasperated Martian. "This is all wrong, it should be the other way around. We are the more advanced life form. Hasn't anyone seen a Science Fiction film from the 1950's?"
The NASA probe is currently gathering data in preparation for China's construction of its first Martian factory before the end of the year.
Other extraterrestrial colonies were unavailable for comment, but it can be presumed that they are still upset from the derogatory and obsequious designation given to their planetary and solar systems.