Julian Assange will receive conjugal visits at Ecuadorian embassy on condition of sex partners' pressing charges afterwards
La Lune de la presse internationale
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM
"Given the current state of things, we could really use some more juicy tidbits in order to deliver the goods on Assange," said London embassy spokesman Roger That. "These first two Swedish broads tried their best, but it wasn't enough. We need to parade some other fresh meat in front of him while he's bored out of his mind in the embassy. It will be consensual, of course, until it isn't."
The United States hopes to use the new testimonial proof against Assange in order to extradite him to Washington, where he can be tried for leaking state secrets.