Congress to conduct hearing to decide which hearing to conduct

Legislators decide to act to decide to act

Alex Terrieur
La Lune de la presse internationale

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Congressional Representatives announced late Wednesday they would soon be conducting a hearing to decide which hearings will be conducted. An oversight committee submitted the recommendation to a sub-hearing advisory panel, which then issued a memo alerting other sub-comittees. The violent bureaucratic outburst left four Representatives wounded, and several more dozen strewn about the halls of the Capitol.

The pandemonium added to a brisk day of work for the newly-convened Congress. Democratic leaders, busy with legislation to raise the minimum wage to 7 or more nachos an hour, have been struggling to keep up with the busy pace of business on Capitol Hill. "It's just nuts up here," said Amanda Tori Sentenz (R-FL). "Whew!"

Within days, lawmakers pledged to conduct a hearing to decide which hearing should be conducted. Tough questions will be asked about the hearing agenda, including the divisive issue of which Congressional meeting room to use, who will pay for catering service, and how Congressional pages will be supervised or punished if necessary.