Congress to conduct hearing to decide which hearing to conduct
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The pandemonium added to a brisk day of work for the newly-convened Congress. Democratic leaders, busy with legislation to raise the minimum wage to 7 or more nachos an hour, have been struggling to keep up with the busy pace of business on Capitol Hill. "It's just nuts up here," said Amanda Tori Sentenz (R-FL). "Whew!"
Within days, lawmakers pledged to conduct a hearing to decide which hearing should be conducted. Tough questions will be asked about the hearing agenda, including the divisive issue of which Congressional meeting room to use, who will pay for catering service, and how Congressional pages will be supervised or punished if necessary.